"Schooled" from Carl's Jr.

It's pretty much the opposite of "Baby Got Back."

Except in hilariousness. They are both hilarious.

Both guys really look like Justin Timberlake to me, though.

Weird.

Sir Turley: American Gladiators is coming back!

italisizy: Oh?

Sir Turley: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gladiators#2007_revival

italisizy: Awesome, I think.
Though the last thing I need is for people to non-ironically walk around in AG gear.
Though, ironic wearing of AG gear seems just as bad.
Or worse.
Oh noes! It's a no-win!

Sir Turley: I hope they bring back Wesley "Two Scoops" Berry

italisizy: The nineties were fucked up: c.f. "The show was featured in the fourth season premiere of Family Matters, which aired September 18, 1992. The episode, titled "Surely You Joust", saw Carl and Urkel compete to settle a score."

Sir Turley: HA!

italisizy: Also: apparently Zach Galifinakas was on Boston Common.

Sir Turley: interesting

italisizy: You never know what you'll learn while reading the Wikipedia entry for American Gladiators.

Jessi Klein: Possible Companion Shows to "Age of Love"

3) A desirable guy decides what girl he wants to date from a pool of twenty sexy girls.  The twist: they are prostitutes, and he is a serial killer who tortures women in a secret room hidden behind his washer/dryer.  I already have Brooke Burke attached.

Number four is even better. 

I've never respected Jon Lovitz up to this very moment:

According to witnesses, Lovitz then grabbed Dick by the hair and smashed his head into the bar several times, yelling, "I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!"

"All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an asshole," says Lovitz. "I'm not proud of it... but he's a disgusting human being."

Whoa. Jon Lovitz is hardcore.

Also: Andy Dick is even more of a fucker than I previously believed him to be. Read the article to find out why. 

italisizy: 10:40
Ken Levine on Barry Bonds: "He knows we all hate him and he’s laughing. (He’s like the George Bush of baseball.)"

Sir Turley 10:42
Bob Schefur apparently tore him a new asshole in his signoff the other day

italisizy 10:43
Really!
I wonder if it's on youtube

Sir Turley 10:43
"Barry Bonds is no hero" I think he said

italisizy 10:43
Nice.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wstVJiTMZmk

Sir Turley 10:44
well that was quick

italisizy 10:44
I fucking love the internet.
(Also: I felt like that took forever.)

Sir Turley: The new Silverchair song "Straight Line" is a good pop song also
though the video makes the lead singer, Daniel Johns, look gay, but he is married
to Natalie Imbruglia of all people

italisizy: I hate people that are married to Natalie Imbruglia who are not me from the ninth grade.