Three Quotable Things I Have Said
"Most of the mistakes that people our age make are born out of the attempt to both have one's cake and eat it too. My mistakes stem from the opposite: a profound paranoia that there is no cake and that even if there were cake, if I sought it in earnest, I would be cosmically, somehow, punished."
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"In fifty years, the people who are against gay marriage now are going to be looked at like we look at Strom Thurmond's segregationists. It's bigotry, plain and simple."
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"Government is like a lingerie model. They're both less effective when covered up."