There's no fucking reason gay people shouldn't be able to get married and any Democrat who says otherwise is either gutless or retarded.

Which leaves me with Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel for president.

Unfortunately, they're the two morons that would take troops out of Iraq today.

The positions of the candidates.

Now in handy selector form.

But still: how is it acceptable in any way, shape or form for people to oppose gay marriage?

When we come of age and start participating in politics, everyone who opposes gay marriage right now is going to look like Strom Thurmond looked for the past forty years: almost comically bigoted.