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Andy Dick v. Jon Lovitz

I've never respected Jon Lovitz up to this very moment:

According to witnesses, Lovitz then grabbed Dick by the hair and smashed his head into the bar several times, yelling, "I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!"

"All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an asshole," says Lovitz. "I'm not proud of it... but he's a disgusting human being."

Whoa. Jon Lovitz is hardcore.

Also: Andy Dick is even more of a fucker than I previously believed him to be. Read the article to find out why

Quick Hits, 29 July

Trailer for The Darjeeling Limited, the new Wes Anderson
Gorgeous in hi-def.

via Anil Dash: Crates and Barrels in videogames.

Related in Slate: Medikits, Power-up and Other Videogame Cliches 

Six trippiest Simpsons moments

YDA: BF Skinner's Baby Box: Won't somebody think of the now grown children?!

1115: This Is Why
John Edwards = best.

BB: So there's this secret list of buildings you can't photograph...
Here's the real question: shouldn't there be a list, and shouldn't the list be secret, though?
How do you square that with, making sense, though?

The Dogfishead 120 Minute IPA costs 7.99 for 12oz.
I will not be drinking it.

BB: A history of the domestication of housecats.

Slate: Why are cyclists at the TdF still doping?
A cynical view.

via Anil Dash: Startling infographic showing the spread of American Obesity
OVER THE LAST TWENTY FIVE YEARS

via DF: Faceball

Dave Foley Can't Sleep with Maura Tierney
Dave Foley's funny night-time comedy show gets a guest shot of hilarious from Maura Tierney.
Who is apparently back on the market again. And ready for my love.
 

...if you know Michelle....

Michelle: so do you not blog at all anymore?  or do you do it somewhere else?

italisizy:milesdavisforpresident.net
Since, like, five months ago.

Michelle: I looked there you haven't updated since march
oh wait
I see
cause I just kept checking the other one and being dissapointed for like months

italisizy: Wow.
No, I've been doing good work.
I like that my last post says that I'm moving... and you kept looking at it, for months, but apparently just not seeing or reading it.

Michelle: yeah well I remebered a possible change but im kinda a loser

italisizy:Apparently.

Barry Bonds, The Internet

italisizy: 10:40
Ken Levine on Barry Bonds: "He knows we all hate him and he’s laughing. (He’s like the George Bush of baseball.)"

Sir Turley 10:42
Bob Schefur apparently tore him a new asshole in his signoff the other day

italisizy 10:43
Really!
I wonder if it's on youtube

Sir Turley 10:43
"Barry Bonds is no hero" I think he said

italisizy 10:43
Nice.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wstVJiTMZmk

Sir Turley 10:44
well that was quick

italisizy 10:44
I fucking love the internet.
(Also: I felt like that took forever.)

Quick Hits, 24 July

Gedblog: Coke-can redesign: it's a beautiful thing

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Slate: Who's not reading Harry Potter? His peers.
I'd never heard the counter-culture explanation (

And as the media blitz went on and on, summer after summer, I started to have the feeling that I was reading over America's shoulder, and she had already underlined all the best passages. That countercultural response is more familiar to me now, but at the time, I just felt fatigue. I wanted to read, not be a part of a phenomenon.

) and it rings true, to me. Interesting. Not the reason I didn't read Harry Potter at first, but definitely something I picked up along the way.

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Slate: Does the ethanol backlash make sense?
I disagree, but food for thought.

via Dethroner: Man vs. Wild staged? Say it ain't so!

Giz: Airplane graveyard
Anyone who's been to Arizona has seen planes like these, but the photographs here are pretty awesome.

Quick Hits, 20 July

The Futon Critic lists every Emmy nomination.
Including all three noms for How I Met Your Mother.

via Airbag: Lake 3x the size of Lebannon found under Darfur.

YDA: Scenes from The Wicker Man

Slate: Why Kelly Clarkson's new album licks. [Audio]

Giz: What happens when you smash a can of WD-40 [Video]
[Amazing, startling, amazing video]

1115: Healthcare vs. Campaign Finance

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Blockquote lifted entirely from 1115:

Bush administration officials unveiled a bold new assertion of executive authority yesterday in the dispute over the firing of nine U.S. attorneys, saying that the Justice Department will never be allowed to pursue contempt charges initiated by Congress against White House officials once the president has invoked executive privilege.

Read up on it

Quick Hits, 18 July

Dethroner: "Professor Lady Nerd Astronaut, Love Me"

Giz: Megacollection of original, in box Transformers toys sold...
...for one million dollars......

Giz: TV Packaging Turns Into TV Stand

via DF: A solution to email overload: fivesentenc.es
When I have email, I have this problem. I, however, rarely have email.

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via BB:  "What Conservatives Say When They Think We Aren't Listening"

A brilliant, brilliant (if long) profile of a writer who goes on a cruise put together by The National Review. He finds so many, many disturbing things. A couple of highlights to whet your appetite:

I adjust and stiffly greet the first man I see. He is a judge, with the craggy self-important charm that slowly consumes any judge. He is from Canada, he declares (a little more apologetically), and is the founding president of "Canadians Against Suicide Bombing". Would there be many members of "Canadians for Suicide Bombing?" I ask. Dismayed, he suggests that yes, there would.

They live on Park Avenue, they explain in precise Northern tones. "You must live near the UN building," the Floridian says to one of the New York ladies after the entree is served. Yes, she responds, shaking her head wearily. "They should suicide-bomb that place," he says. They all chuckle gently. How did that happen? How do you go from sweet to suicide-bomb in six seconds?

There is something strange about this discussion, and it takes me a few moments to realise exactly what it is. All the tropes that conservatives usually deny in public - that Iraq is another Vietnam, that Bush is fighting a class war on behalf of the rich - are embraced on this shining ship in the middle of the ocean. Yes, they concede, we are fighting another Vietnam; and this time we won't let the weak-kneed liberals lose it.

Like I said, brilliant. 

Robin Sparkles Mall Tour Shirt

Now you, too, can order your very own Robin Sparkles mall tour shirt.

All the cool kids are doing it.

And I already did, too.

TV Squad article, with clip (in case you need a dose of Robin Sparkles).

Quick Hits, 15 July

via Airbag: Five Business Lessons Learned from Costco

via Airbag: Cracked.com shows us the top 10 moments of 30 Rock

Ken Levine gives us the season six M*A*S*H blooper reel. Not actually funny, it turns out.

Strange Maps: Oh, Inverted World

via Airbag: Rocket Science trailer
Watch Wes Anderson movies much, writer and director of Rocket Science?
But the HD trailer is so, so pretty.

Hey, Airbag's Longboard is pretty good. 

Hey, Remember Natalie Imbruglia? You sure do, don't you?

Sir Turley: The new Silverchair song "Straight Line" is a good pop song also
though the video makes the lead singer, Daniel Johns, look gay, but he is married
to Natalie Imbruglia of all people

italisizy: I hate people that are married to Natalie Imbruglia who are not me from the ninth grade.

Michael Moore Video, "Big Bottoms"

1115 tips us off to Michael Moore reading the riot act to Wolff Blitzer.

The video on Crooks and Liars is amazing. AMAZING.

He tendaciously demands an apology from Wolff for, well, fucking him and the American people over, over and over. 

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via BB: "Spinal Tap + Every Bassist in the Known Universe" play "Big Bottoms"

 

Quick Hits, 7 July

Links both fresh and not so fresh:

BB: Stasi Smell Museum
"The thing about the Stasi is that they illustrate just how daffy any totalitarian authority structure necessarily becomes."

via Dethroner: Military shreds F-14s w/ giant robot arm.

The Dilbert Blog: My Best Story

As much as I wanted to fly to Florida in peace, I know a good story when I see one. And this guy was on the edge of a doozy. I couldn’t let it pass without violating some cosmic law of storytelling. I asked the man a question that puzzled him, “Would you mind giving your boss a note from me?”