YouTube: How to give the perfect man-hug. (via Airbag)

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Fametracker: Least Essential Movies of Summer 2003

On "American Wedding":

The Pitch: It's all the fun of Pie Fucker and Pie Fucker 2: The Fuckening, but with the added star-wattage of Nikki Schieler Ziering.

via the continually delicous Amy's Robot, who memorialzed Fametracker recently.

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BoingBoing: Mary Jane Watson, House-Ho

Old Ass Star Found

Techdirt: User Generated Content Is About Efficiency And Growth, Not Exploitation 

via Dethroner: Funny Story: The King of Speed
I want to excerpt part, but like any good joke/funny story, it all hangs upon itself. Good example of how to tell a story. In the hands of a crappy storyteller, this would devolve into a "I guess you had to be there" story.

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Twins Names, 2006

1: The combination of Hope and Faith has dipped since last we looked.

2: The names are way, way too similar. Similar I'm down with. Ashley & Amber, sure. Kevin and Kenneth, or whatever. But Emma and Ella? Tyler and Taylor? Landon and Logan? What's next, Cate and Kait?

MOM: Cate, get down here!
KAIT: Me, mom?
MOM: No; Cate! Can't you hear me saying the C?

or

KAIT: Me, mom?
MOM: No, Kait, can't you hear me saying the C?

via Kottke 

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Gizmodo: Pessimists Coffee Mug
I want two. For surely I will drop one and break it.

icanhascheezburger?: Plz no insert batreez. 

BoingBoing: Technological Synaesthesia
AWESOME.