italisizy:So remember when I theorized that I was marked as only being enrolled for Summer II, which was why I couldn't register for this fall?

Sir Turley: yeah

italisizy: So I contact the office of admissions, they tell me I need to talk to my major / college advisor so they can 'release' me for fall.
So I call them.
And they don't call me back.
So I them again today, and they don't call back, so I call my major advisor, who's in his office for the first time this week today.
He gives me the email address of my SBS advisor.
She forwards my query to my actual SBS advisor, who tries to do exactly what should work to sign me up and finds that I am not admitted for Fall.
And I need to talk to the admissions office.
I would like to say that I knew exactly what was wrong At 3,05PM Central time last saturday, almost one week ago.
But it's taken all week to get the U of A to figure it out.

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Addendum: problem solved and one additional issue later, I'm finally registered for PHIL 441 - "Theory of Knowledge" and PHIL 470 - "Ancient Philosophy."